In the process of trying to find stuff to complete my taxes this year, I found a bunch of old stuff from my time in the dorms and had to share some from this one... Tim and I's roommate contract.
I'm pretty sure we went in there with the full purpose of fucking with our RA, Evan. At some point he picked up on it and began writing down all of the bullshit we were feeding him onto this official university document. He's a few of the good responses...
1. Our room will be kept
a. neat
b. In between
c. messy
Note: As long as messes are separate
14. Guests in our room are allowed to:
a. sit/use each other's bed
b. eat each other's food
c. use each other's personal belongings
d. use each other's computer
Note: porn will be kept in seperate folders for each person
16. If we have issues with each other's personal cleanliness, we will...
"I Will let him know."
18. If a conflict between arises, our plan of action will be...
"double-elimination sack race held on consecutive Sundays until a resolution is come to"
Just thought I'd share...
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